jonathan kaufmann
an extremely handsome and charming kid. usually found in astoria, queens. he’s the dude everyone wants to be around because he’s so cool. he’s usually funny and makes the girls go crazy over him. there is no questions girls will fall in love with him in a matter of seconds.
girl: omg there’s jonathan kaufmann! -faints
guy: im so jealous of jonathan kaufmann he gets all the girls.
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