Jonathan Toews
captain of the chicago blackhawks, #19, reason why the stanley cup will be brought back to chicago, amazing skater, youngster yet one bad-ss leader, all around great player, born april 29, 1988 in winnipeg, manitoba, played for the university of north dakota, drafted by the blackhawks in 2006 in the 1st round, 3rd overall, and oh yeah, s-xiest guy in the chi!
“did you see that goal!? did you see what he just did?! that was f-cking insane!”
“i told you jonathan toews is the ultimate bad-ss! he’s got mad skill!”
“he’s my hero!”
“yeah, i’d do him too.”
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