Jonathass


n. the condition of being an -ss named jonathan; to achive this condition, the jonathan must be unquestionably r-t-rded, inconsiderate, or offensive. this doesn’t necessarily make the jonathan a bad person, but it probably is one.
jonath-ss: “did i ever tell you that i used to have a big brother, but he died?”
naive conversationist: “oh my gosh! i’m so sorry! that explains why you act like an -ss!”
jonath-ss: “hahahaha. i’m glad you believed that piece of bs.”

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