Jonathon Ross
floppy haired wide-boy jonathon r(w)oss, is a prominant uk tv prost-tute who enthralls his misguided audience with a hilarious comedy speech defect routine that never fails to nauseate, everything that comes out of his mouth is actually sh-te. this is due to an -n-s-mouth swap operation he had at birth that proved so popular with the uk tv licence paying public that they voluntarily agreed to pay him 6 million pounds of their money, thus giving him the nickname ‘the c–t!’.
jonathon ‘dog-c-ck’ woss’s condition has improved in recent months after the successful removal of a slimy parasitic russel brand from his r-ct-m, the only side affect being his wife, jordan’s hair turing pink!
reporter: ‘hey jonathan, why do they call you the ‘c–t’?
jonathon ross: ‘ becawse i am a £6million public scwewing c–t, that’s why!’
reporter: ‘ is that why your wife jordan’s hair is pink?’
jonathon ross: ‘no, its because i am jonathon ross, the c–t!’
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