Jonathong
the act of licking one’s thong and tickling the -ss cheeks until one laughs. when they laugh its a jonathong.
bobalinda: ‘haha stop you “jonathon” it tickles too much!’
jonathon: ‘they dont call it the “jonathong” for nothing’
having or containing a 3xl-4xl thong that is tight around your croch or head. soon to be a famous brand.
dude, you have a jonathong on your head!!
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