joneser


a person that needs, wants, and takes everything all the time.
he just borrowed twenty dollars, what a joneser.
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also see b-m drunk, one who will stop at nothing to render what ever he is “jonesing” for.
f-cking joneser was jonesing last night, what a f-cking fiend
to abuse and/or consume drugs
nico malorni is a big joneser
a person who is addicted to cocaine.
he used to be a joneser until he had to have his nose rebuilt.
a loser who failed his temps test half a dozen times and didn’t get his lisence till he was 19.
chris: oh man, we are on our way to college.
torey: yeah, hey did you here that tj just got his lisence?
chris: but isn’t he 19?
torey: yeah, he is a joneser.

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