JONG
jong – jack-off-newbie-gaper. used in skiing to describe someone who is completley new to the sport but has no idea what they or doing, or why they are doing it.
an example would be a new skier that asks the ski patrol: “where do you put the terrain park in the summer?”
jong!!!
a musician whose songs all sound the same, lacking originality. the lyrics are very generic and are meaningless for the most part. the amount of songs consisting of party lyrics and just unrelatable topics swamps the only two or three good songs this musician produced. a musician who should invest in a new songwriter.
person 1: “lady gaga used to be my fave, but lately her music is just unrelatable and the lyrics make no sense!”
person 2: “it’s almost as bad as taylor swift!”
person 1: “i know! she’s turned into such a jon g!”
denim thong – natural evolution of jorts. typical jongs maintain the belt loops, front/rear pockets, and zipper or b-tton fly to create a versatile yet stylish thong that is also rugged enough to withstand the rigors of the day-to-day urban lifestyle. male versions require addition of a sown-in banana hammock for comfort and the protection of small children. caution: expect irritation in normal chaffing areas followed by calluses after repeated use.
origin: orlando fl.
dayum! dat b-tch’s jong pockets are slapp’n dat phat azz!
i caught my p-b-s again while zipping up my jong.
everything about jong you’ve heard is wrong, jong is a word that simply cannot be defined. some things are so good that they are simply “jong”. used to describe the jongness of an inanimate object. usually -ssociated with gnarly waves, mouth-watering foods, and things of such nature.
kory- “isn’t that unagi roll good?”
cameron- “it was awesome. very good flavor”
kory-“how would you rate it on a scale of 1-10?”
cameron-“i’d give it a jong.”
a jong is where you place a joint in the cone of a bong and pack weed around it, then light the joint, and smoke it through the bong, untill you eventually get to the cone.
theres no real point to it, except the novelty of mixing a cl-ssic smoking method with an effective smoking method.
john: man, i rolled up 3 joints last night, shoved them all in my bong, it was hectic, like a.. tri-jong.
alex: crazy sh-t man.
that which pertains to the male phallus and or is phallic in physical appearance
crank my jong ho…
man she was trying to get at my jong but im mob so i said no
a frozen pizza that is cooked then topped w/ chikin strips, eggo waffles, bacon, eggs,and turkey
jong special, delicious bodacious pizza
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