Jonkey


a tall oaf like creature, who can’t row, never has any money and is a bit thick
look at that jonkey rowing
p-n-s, the reproductive organ between a male’s legs
liz has a sweaty jonkey
tall lanky human being that likes checkers
whos that?

thats jonkey.
1. adj: a tightwad, someone that is cheap.
2. adj: awesome, cool, or tight.
1. trey is so jonkey he never leaves tips at restaurants.
2. trey is not jonkey at all, he is such a loser that makes up fake words.
someone that is tow-up from the flo up
man, that hoe is jonkey!

timmy’s new girlfriend is a jonkey piece of -ss.

who would tap that jonkey m-f-?!

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