jonmpt
a convoluted way to say jaint, jone, or jaunt. usually used in a satirical fashion.
ben: hey fam lemme get that jaunt real quick.
bob: i will hand you the jonmpt when i’m finished.
ben: what the f-ck is a jonmpt?
bob: oh my bad i thought we were just making up words.
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