a adorable girl whos hyperactive and orginal. sometimes confused with a boy name. shes not materalistic and shallow but
actually looks for guys that are “worth it”. one of my best d-mn friends. an awesome cool unique girl who stands out with out trying. has an epic personality cl-ssy, yet simple. and very beautiful.

guy 1″hey did you see that new girl jonnie today?”

guy 2″dude! jonnie’s a boy name hahaha stupid!”

guy 1″freaking idiot she a girl.”

guy 2″show her to me then you d-ck.”

– shows her jonnie

jonnie “uh sup?”

guy 2″d-mn your hot.”
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another word for condom. commonly used b 14-24 year olds because condom sounds way too serious.
guy : i’ll just get a jonnie then i’ll screw you so hard you’ll moan till tuesday
a very beautiful guy with the perfect smile. someone who has an amazing personality. he is funny, nice, and understanding. he will always be there for you. he can make you laugh and smile when your sad.. he gives you b-tterflies when you see and talk to him. he makes you wanna wake up every morning. he is the perfect guy. there is nothing to change about him.. he is so easy to love.

i love you, boo bear. <3 example: girl: man, i wish my boyfriend was like jonnie. me: well doesn't that suck. :d an awesome person who loves playing the piano jonnie is awesome a piece of sh-t guy. he pretends to love you just so that he can use you financially. he likes to cheat with other women and when confronted about it, what does he do. deny and play stupid like a piece of sh-t person will do. he also likes to hit women and treat them like sh-t. he is a waste of time and sp-ce on this beautiful planet. he is a sorry -ss loser, just like the rest of his family. he thinks he's s-xy and smart. dumb-ss doesn't even have a hs diploma. he's a drunk with a dui. has a really bad temper and is a murderer. how sad and pathetic is that man jonnie small? that's him, but he's no man. he's a sorry excuse for a man jonnie. that is a boy name, no ones likes her she always wants attention so shes an attention wh-r-. she likes to have anything with a weiner even if they have a girlfriend. she doesnt know what it means to be a good friend. she will be a back stabber. shes two faced and you wouldn't want to be friends with her. she has no life. caitlyn; stop flirting with my boyfriend you f-cking wh-r-. jonnie; im not flirting with him caitlyn; yes you are, so stop it wh-r-. jonnie; no that's my best friend. caitlyn; well hes my boyfriend, leave him alone jonnie; cool.

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