Jonny and Betty
popularized in the song of the same t-tle by meryn cadell. a type of marriage or relationship between a man and a woman whereby one or both are gay/lesbian, but are together to mask their s-xual orientation or keep up an approved appearance for family, friends or other social pressures.
at a wedding:
girl: wow, billy and sara make a great couple! they’re so good together.
guy: are you nuts?!? billy’s gay, dude! his dad would cut him out of the will if he found out. this is a straight up jonny and betty union.
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