Jonporter


one who lack’s skill in c0d4 especially at no scoping.

polite term of calling somebody a jew.
a jonporter is a worshipper of the male ”chocolate starfish” (-n-s).
jonporter is also a shade of ginger that can only be deemed as jonporter.
the original jonporter once killed a bear by simply loking at it and had suit’s so fine they made sinatra look a b-m and a voice that make’s a wolverine pur.
being that there hair is jonporter(slight gingerness) they can be cl-ss as the welsh answer to chuck norris.
zomg steve ,jonporter

lul wut.

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