Jon’s balls worth


a unit of length as measured by b-lls so droopy that if the owner sat on a toilet (also known as a jon), they touch the toilet water.
ms. x: how much of this fruit-by-the-foot do you want?
ms. y: about a jon’s b-lls worth.
ms. x: wow, that much?
ms. y: yeah, i’m pretty hungry.

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