jonsnowgasm
when you watch too many game of thrones episodes and witness a heap of bad-ss jon snow scenes and you get really excited…..suddenly out of the blue jon snow says “and now my watch has ended”. you lose all control of you body and suddenly you’ve unloaded all in your pants.
“terry i just heard the weirdest groaning noise coming from your bedroom, what were you doing?” oh don’t worry! i just watched too much game of thrones and was overwhelmed by a jonsnowgasm”
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