Joobies


the lovely bosoms of a lovely jewish lady.
“i’m dating miriam schwartz! it’s a double win – my parents will approve and she has nice joobies!”
another version of the scottish word for excrement/poo/stool i.e. jobby.
i happened to visit the loo this morning and did a big poo. or, (scottish) i went tae the lavvy th’day an squeezed oot a belter ae a jooby
said randomly when a conversation lulls or to cause a jooby yelling contest.

prounounced expantion:
if “mmm” is included at the beginning, it starts at a high pitch then becomes low.
at “joo” the pitch is very low.
at “by” the pitch becomes very high.
jooby yelling contest:
a:”jooby”
b:”jooooobeey”
a:”mmm joooobeeeeeeyyy!!”
b:”mmmmmm joooooobeeeeeyyyyyy?!?!!?”
a:”mmmjoo- -harms vocal chords-
b wins
an adjective for dorky
tom is soo jooby, dosent he have a life?!?!?!

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