joochan
a name for a bad -ss, shoe loving, girl loving, usually asian friend. he cares deeply about his true friends with his dark brownish hair and gl-sses. joochan will usually have very expensive shoes and good grades. usually a funny -ss friend.
has nice friends that fool around with each other.
“yo, joochan has those yeezys.”
“he got all the chicks man.”\
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