Joof
joof ! ju`f
copyright 2002 ebby & rahim
n. the sound effect made when mean points are acc-mulated due to mean or hurtful actions or comments.
2 a mean or hurtful action or comment – that was a big joof.
v. the act of committing a mean action that is hurtful towards another person -romeo was upset when juliet joofed him.
n. that was a big joof
v. romeo was upset when juliet joofed him.
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morning masturbation
this morning i went for a joof
the male equivalent to a queef, it is a p-n-s fart that happens only once in a lifetime – the very first moment after a boy is born. often used as a diagnostic tool by doctors who are attempting to determine the s-x of babies with incredibly small p-n-ses.
doctor: it’ a boy!
patient: how do you know?
(joof)
doctor: that’s how.
both: hahahahahaha
acronym: jerk off on face
man, last night that b-tch p-ssed out before i got to f-ck her. so i just whipped it out and joofed. taught her a lesson she won’t soon forget.
said when mildly annoyed and/or bored.
originator: jenelle bringer
“nothing is happening and your sock has a stain on it”
“joof”
the name of a really hip and happenin’ clothing company who specialise in cistom teeshirts.
www.jooclothing.com you love it
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