Jooked
adj.
to be stabbed.
“get jooked with a spike!”
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verb. to be stabbed by an african-american of middle-cl-ss descent. commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as “cut you mo-fugga!!”.
-white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man-
black man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
white guy: -cries- oh god!
random black byp-sser: oh sh-t! you got jooked son!
jooked means stabbed
“dat bwaii got jooked in tha leg”
in cricketing terms on a sat-rday league game, it means to be given out by an umpire from the same team when it should not have been out
harry afzal: yo b-tty how many runs did u make today
imran b-tt: bruv the umpire f-king jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?
harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.
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