jookie


a party in a can.

featured on an old sprite commercial.
jookie, jookie, it’s a party in a can!
j-zz in a cookie
that b-tch was hungry, so i gave her a jookie.
adj. of poor or less than acceptable quality.
did you see those headphones broke already? man dem tings were jookie!
pn. preferred drink of clan binty and all its disciples.
1. who wants a jookie?
2. i got the jookie sea pirate! arrrggg!

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