Joose Burps


the terrible burps that last all day after consuming one or more joose beverages the night before. purple is generally the worst kind as it tastes like nasty rotten grapes mixed with your general tsos chicken. alot of the time you will throw up all over the place especially if you’ve had more than one joose, and the taste of old joose coming back up serves as a reminder of the mistake you made the night before by buying a joose. however due to its ease of acquisition and cheap price you will always come back to joose and get sick and hungover the next day with purple joose burps and heartburn. also your heart might blow up.
ah man sounds like a case of the joose burps!

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