joost

an extremely hot person who gets all the hot chicks.
megan fox is so joost
a great achievement or accomplishment.
last week you had a big joost!
that guy has made a great joost!
a dutch mentalist, who resides in the east london. instantly recognisable from a strange tic, which involves the placement of his right hand to his forehead at 30 second intervals. hobbies include making guys happy, and being a muse for hard drinking poets.
“i am joost, it rhymes with toast”
“i must go home and make a guy happy”
“i think you are making a pause out of what i am saying”
a sh-tty program that lets you watch cr-ppy tv over the interwebs. only available if you run windows or mac osx.
guy 1. “hey, have you checked out joost?”
guy 2. “no, but i heard its more useless than a mules sack, i think i’ll stick with hulu or megavideo.”
a man who can’t see its own p-n-s because he is to fat.
im to fat, im a total joost!
dude, you are such a joost!
one who cheats blantently in what he/she does. uses outside help to accomplish a semi easy task
sammy sosa was a joost when he used performance enhancing drugs while he played in the mlb.
a failure, not just an ordinary type of failure, an epic failure.
you are the biggest joost ever.
you’re such a bleeping joost.
i’ve never seen anyone joost as badly as you.