Jopie
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: ‘i love jopie, i think he’s cool.’
atheist: ‘jopie is a ridiculous idea, he doesn’t even really exist.’
jopie, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. if jopie came first, what would he eat or walk upon? why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? and if he has ‘always’ been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the universe? and why? and if he hadn’t yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? and what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
jopie, help us
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