JOPTMD
short for “jerk off p-rn to my d-ck”. it was developed by our co-worker, whom we call matt damon, and it is used to describe what he does every night. may also be used for a subst-tute for any word you want.
(worker)-“heyy damon……..what are you doing tonight?”
(damon)- “joptmd of course…….i got my two stroke, my four stroke, and my six stroke”
(worker)- “duh duh duh dahhhhhhhhhh”
joptmd!!!!!!!!!
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