Jordan

a pretty average guy who is in love with the greatest gift that he has ever been given. he is stranded, away from the one thing that he craves most, and because of that is left upset. but he isn’t giving up, he will fight, and is willing to wait as long as he needs to to get to the girl who is his whole life
jordan is very average whereas hannah is amazing and a queen

michael jordan
a different word for very large p-n-s
bob has a jordan, and i like to ride it all night long
a man who is a bad m-th-. most likely a ninja or some other bad -ss profession, such as p-rn star, elected official, super-athlete or even c.e.o. of your mom. disclaimer: will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. a jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
a jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. an enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a jordan.
a jordan can be found in public places such as cities, towns, or canadian territories. a jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and sp-ce which would cause lesser men’s heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
i digress explaining a jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. the basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. a jordan.
woman a: hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
woman b: omg he just checked you out.
woman a: umm i think i’m pregnant.
woman b: wow i think that was a jordan. your such a b-tch.
the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. hes perfect!
“that guy is fine!.”
“he must be a jordan.”
an amazingly sweet guy. a jordan will worm his way into your heart and claim a piece of it for his own. but trust me, you won’t mind. belonging to a jordan is the best thing that can ever happen to someone. a jordan completes you, in every way possible. he will make you smile like an idiot, and forget how to breathe. a jordan is irreplaceable. so if you are lucky enough to find one, hold on tight and never let go. jordans are very special. some of them even have the ability to make one’s heart melt.
girl one: “where the h-ll have you been lately?!”
girl two: “i got a jordan. i’ve been spending all my free time with him.”
girl one: “no wayy! share!!”

girl two: “h-ll no. this jordan is alllllll mine. get your own.”
girl one: “but they are so hard to find!!!!!”
jordan in the female sense: i woman who by far outstands her peers. incredibly, beautiful, talented, and fun-loving. always puts others before herself. sweet, smart girl with a sense of adventure. the perfect girlfriend. she is that kinda girl. funny and sometimes loud and quirky. a little crazy but the good kinda crazy…
dude, i met this girl last night, i swear she’s a jordan!
an extremely loving, sweet, smart creature with amazing musical talent. can make you laugh faster than two jiggles of a jack rabbits -ss. if you catch this legendary pokemon you will be the best poke master out there. lure him with music with great b-ss and waffles. has an extremely large and satisfying p-n-s.
“hey you know that guy ave is going out with?”
“yeah, he is just a total jordan”
the coolest and most s-xy m-f- ever to walk the face of the earth. i want him to stick it in me one day and have my kids. he is soooooo hot and beautiful, but his friends are really gay yet i still want f-ck him
jordan is sooooo s-xy

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