the most perfect girl in the whole world! she is a genius in her studies and is the hardest working woman i know. her smile is amazing and her eyes will make you fall in love instantly. she has the best hugs and kisses you could ever receive. her heart is full of love and is willing to share her love to others. on the hot/crazy matrix she is rated as a unicorn, people say they don’t exist but i found her and she is perfect!
i love kelcie perry!
verb. describes ross kemp sticking his big, bald, f-ck off head into a v-g-n- (or -n-s) in order to cause shock and awe. “why did you just sh-t yourself?” “sorry, ross was out kemping last night. b-st-rd got himself right up my -rs-hole and wore me like a glove.” verb. when a male finishes inside […]
(ˈkɜ (r)pi z/) a rare and deadly virus spread through oral contact, particularly non-reciprocated oral s-x. the origin of this virus is the original lab testing patient code named “kerpa”. those exposed to the kerpes virus will immediately be infected, showing symptoms like severe cough, v-g-n-l or urethral bleeding, and in some cases death. the […]
one who has the fear of being stolen from georgie became a kleptophobe because other kids stole from him in grade school one who abominates stealing. i am a kleptophobe.
kona is a delicious style of coffee. named after a town on the west side of the big island of hawaii. any time you see a package of coffee labelled “kona” (regardless of the company/brand that makes it), it basically means that the coffee beans used to make that coffee came from hawaii. kona coffee […]
international holiday celebrating the famous kvartsen miracle where knut. sven, ole, pip and liv saved the lutefisk factory from a catastrophic fire. happy kvartsen day!