Jordan Lindemann
an individual with freakishly huge arms. also may posses the ability to consume large amounts of p-ssy drinks and c-cktails like mcgillicuddy’s. he also may take the game of beer pong a little too seriously when attempting to shoot. he also has a v-g-n- and doesn’t remember his first beer.
” if i work out and do curls everyday for the rest of my life, i will develop arms like jordan lindemann’
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