jordan makenzie yocum
jordan makenzie yoc-m. the definition of everything you’velse been looking for, yet you just didn’t know it. her imperfections piece together to create the most close to perfect human being. she’s an absolute dork, super weird, she’s hilarious(shmashmehsmheh), she’s could make you smile in your darkest days. she’s absolutely stunning, i mean drop dead gorgeous, the first day you’ll see her, you won’t want it to be your last, she’s anot absolute gem. she’s absolutely amazing, she’s absolutely amazing, she isn’t anyone else but herself. i love her.
dude#1: so dude, i met this girl right, she’s a beaut, she’s everythingoing you could imagine, but one katrillion times more.
dude#2: dipsh-t, how do you not know this. she’s obviously a jordan makenzie yoc-m
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