Jordan Man
often found working at law firms and seated next to somebody named johan.
tends to make jokes and tap dance at random intervals, just because his little heart does desire such things.
recognized by the board of anti-productivity as a fellow slacker, and a well established intern among his peers.
loved by many as the soft spoken guy, but those who know him better would understand he makes balloon idols of himself and worships them after hours when n-body is around.
best friend is johan.
hey f-ck yeah i am jordan man, eat my sh-t
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