Jordan Paris
horse-toothed australia’s got talent auditionee and joke theif.
“come on, australia, ya know this one!” yeah we know it, jordan paris, we know it because we heard it already!
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- jordan poke
when you poke someone who is drunk, and they don’t care/notice. “yo dude i was totaly jordan poked you last night man”
- Literary Hard-on
a moment of self-inflection where one has an incredible erection due to use of any variety of literary device. whether it be verse or a visual representation i.e. movie, video game. the visual interpretation of the divine comedy used in dante’s inferno the video game gave me a literary hard-on.
- liter bike
a sports motorcycle with an engine displacement of about 1,000 cc. some of the quickest and also most dangerous motorcycles. beginners with more cash than brains tend to get liter bikes as their first ride and often end up hurt or killed. i p-ssed a squid that wiped out on his brand new liter bike […]
- living tweedle
much the same as “living sh-t”, “the bejesus”, or “the devil”; for example, when you’re beating the living sh-t out of something. andrew went on the rampage at work this morning when the copier spit toner all over him — he literally beat the living tweedle out of the poor, defenseless, helpless copy machine! topher […]
- rock paper scissors roulette
a game similar to russian roulette but the person designated to shoot is decided by a game of rock paper scissors. rock paper scissors roulette was introduced by tom fulp’s game pico vs. uberkids.