Jordan Poser


when a douchebag wears a pair of jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.
-hey, nice jordan shoes. do you play basketball?
-no, because it’s swaag, ya’ know what i’m sayin’?
-you f-cking jordan poser.

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