Jordan R



a tall skinny black kid who loves to play basketball and minecraft. gets a lot of the attention from the ladies but doesn’t really want it. laughs very easily and is usually easy going. he is a good friend and a smart person.
darrel: “did you see that kid dunk that shot and then run from those enchanted girls?”

paul: “yeah, what a jordan r.”

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