Jordan River


a river right next jordan and israel. not many know this but it is the place where jesus christ was baptized. it flows off in to the dead sea.
someone 1: hey have you been to jordan river?
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.

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