Jordan-Shit


a menuver performed in either a real life basketball game or on a basketball video game that resembles something michael jordan would do in his prime.
guy 1: oh my gosh dont dunk on me!
guy 2: (jumps in the air and does a nasty dunk on guy 1)
guy 3: daaammmn! did you just see that jordan-sh-t?!!

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