Jordanise
top definition
to jordanise something one must be witty and be prepared for anything. to jordanise something one takes a serious situation (e.g. death) and turns it into something funny. the problem with this method is that when one makes it funny only s/he and certain audiences will laugh. many people can either be offended or hate the sayer for life but no matter what you say it will be worth the face of the loser you make fun of.
person 1: we were so close, i loved her and she loved me i…i don’t know were it went wrong.
person 2: dude, it’s okay. come here.
person 2: i don’t think i’ll last without her, please i need your help.
person 1: shhh it will all be okay.
person 2: thank you.
person 1: sucks to be you your girlfriend left you!
person 2: what!
person 3: b-tch just got jordanised!
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