Jordan’s Baby


synonym for mashup, f-cked, or just plain wrong. term originated on the voodoojunkie forums. jordan, an english glamour model gave birth to one of the freakiest–ss looking babies in living history.
“as soon as i moved onto the tequila, everything went jordan’s baby”.

“she looked fine when we went to bed, but on the morning she looked totally jordan’s baby”.

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