Jordz


a different word for very large p-n-s
bob has a jordz, and i like to ride it all night long
an adorable nickname for a jordan. a jordz is one of the most amazing people ever! <3 jordz's are always supermega sweet, and act super cute all the time. even though sometimes they give you low scores on the innocence scale (a 6 out of 100? really? d;) everyone absolutely adores jordz's, because they're very lovable <3 they also have a huge obsession with kinder eggs and flap jacks (although they won't admit it, because they're veryveryvery stubborn.) once you meet a jordz, you'll never ever stop thinking about them. they're very special. <333 i love you baby! c: "did you hear what jordz said? it was so sweet and adorable!" "i'm jealous, i wish i had a jordz!" "you can attract them with kinder eggs and flapjacks ;d"

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