jori

could be a boy or a girl, but regardless, joris are the best type of friends you’ll ever have. they love to have fun, and crack jokes often. they love to sing. they’re shy at first, but once you get to know them they’ll never stop talking. they’re extremely kind, smart, and also gorgeous. their weakness is chocolate pudding, and they love reading calvin and hobbes comics.
man, i wish i had a jori as a friend. where can i get one?
the shipping of jade west and tori vega on the nickelodeon tv show, victorious. these characters are portrayed by liz gillies and victoria justice. jori is a very popular shipping right now in june 2013. jori shippers are the most creative of the victorious fandom; they can find jori in any episode. and they are way better than bori (beck oliver and tori vega) shippers!!!
jori shipper: oh! i have a great theory of how jade got the shrimp in tori’s bra! this will be the best fanfiction ever!

bori shipper: beck is hooooooooooooottt!!!

jori shipper: beck is a douche canoe!
handsome/good-looking.
it is derived from dutch.
girl 1: gosh, do you see that guy there?!
girl 2: wow! he is a real joris man he is!
dutch name, equivalent of the english name: ‘george’.
“what are you doing tonight?”, ” oh, im going to joris’ and play guitar hero”
big whiff in soccer from a point blank shot on goal.
dude, did you see that? he just pulled a joris.
a man who dresses with “flashy” shirts and flannels. one who believes that the remote is “the god”
man that guy is acting like a joris; look how hes craddling that remote.
joris love to drink h-m-milk, whilst reading g-y slash stories and playing tetris. they swear freqently while killing n-z- zombies and setting highscores. they are extremley unpredictable and are loyal fans. make the best friends ever. could kill someone with a glare from across the room.
deckland: d-mn, dont get on joris bad side she’ll kill you with her…eyes.
raven:ahh! last week she stared down a kid name tony, and i think im next!