Jose Hot Tub
when a mexican chick takes a mouthful of tequila, preferably jose cuervo, and you place your scr-t-m in her mouth while she gargles, resulting in a hot tub effect for your testes. a variant to the cl-ssic fuzzy warbler.
guy 1: “did you slay that fine mexican mami last night?”
guy 2: “f-ck no man, you know how easily mexicans get knocked up, but she did give me the best jose hot tub north of the border.”
guy 1: “did you give her the ol’ jackson pollock?”
guy 2: “does a bear cr-p in the woods and does the pope cr-p on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?”
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