Joseph Beton
when a person performs a joseph beton, it is said that they open up there -n-s and stuff as many cakes down it as possible!
drury: “i eat iced buns in one bite.”
joseph beton: “i eat iced buns through my -rs- because i’m so f-cking fat.”
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