joser
a person who pretends to be of the jewish heritage but simply is not.
someone who pretends to be jewish so that they can make jewish jokes.
example of a joser:
peter griffin from family guy becoming jewish to enjoy the perks of being jewish.
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when somebody attempts to make the ‘loser’ sign ‘l’ with their thumb & forefinger held against their forehead, only they use their left hand instead of their right, thus forming more of a ‘j’ than a ‘l’. subst-tuting the ‘j’ with the ‘l’ this person then becomes the ‘joser’.
johnny: “hey everyone, look at phil! he’s such a loser!” (tries to make the ‘l’ loser sign using wrong hand)
phil: “johnny … you’re such a friggin joser man.”
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