josh beckett
pitcher, former world series mvp with the marlins, now plays for the boston red sox and enjoys giving up 7 runs an outing. he also touches little boys
guy 1:josh beckett is pitching tonight!
guy 2: f-ckin a!
pitcher for the red sox. has become almost a guaranteed win. is deeply considering pitching a few innings of game 7 of the alcs (if we get there) when he just pitched 8 innings in game 5. see also phenomenon.
red sox nation: cr-p! we’re down 3 games to 1!
me: josh beckett is pitching.
red sox nation: cr-p! we’re down 3 games to 2!
me: move on.
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