josh parks
f-ck n-gg-, dumb as a r-t-rded clown, not remotely funny but insists he is every five minutes. honestly believes other people are laughing at his jokes when only he is laughing. tall but only in the neck. most often found eating sardines while on the toilet backwards naked.
favorite phrase: “if you were a washing machine, i would put my dirty load inside of you”. #josh parks
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