Joshleen
a mixed asian girl who’s mother tried to name her “jocelyn” but poorly misspelled her name on her birth certificate. she likes to cook and play video games. her hair falls out everday, yet has thick hair. she makes little noises when she gets h-t, falls, or when scared. she love’s rice. and looks 12 when she’s actually a legal adult. the only way you can truely make her happy is by buying her all things h-llo kitty.
herro joshleen, and now your eyes are open.
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