JoshSlowik


the exact definition of the common expression “the sh-t”. with the body of a greek g-d and the face that would make “aphrodite” (goddess of beauty) look like a hobo, joshua michael slowik is without a shadow of a doubt, the s-xiest male human being that walks this earth. the mere presence of him makes those nearest him look like angels who have just fallen from heaven. calling him “angelic” would be a total understatement!
-hey, did you see joshslowik the other day? i still have a bro-b-n-r from it!

-i have no idea why g-d would have let joshslowik out of heaven and come to earth. its a bit overwhelming!

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