Joshua Welch
deep love for emojis. has tiny fleet compared to my ship. likes grapes….alot.
i mean seriously, it’s in his d-mn name. f-cking welch.
pineapple loverboy.
person 1: i heard that guy has a real kink for pineapples.
person 2: oh, you mean joshua welch?
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