Shmeeloh
what you can call a guy you’re dating consistently, but isn’t quite a boyfriend yet.
(because what else do you call it?)
see also:
shmeelah
jane really liked her new shmeeloh john, but wasn’t sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.
#shmeelah #shmeelof #shmeelovs
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- scquag
someone saying/doing dumb things. aaron jumped into the net and got stuck. he’s a scquag
- Dingle Dongle Dingle
the so-called ‘scientific name’ for a male p-n-s. hey adam, did she see your dingle dongle dingle? #dingle #dongle #dingle dongle
- shitboat
anything that moves too slowly and needs to hurry up. hurry up you sh-tboat! #sh-tboat #sh-t #boat #tourettes
- Squeaky Eel
when you’re getting a handjob, and you run out of lube, so you have to use wd-40 instead. after meeting on farmer’s meet, and dating for 2 weeks, jenny finally gave timothy a squeaky eel behind the barn.
- Source Troll
a person that initiates a conversation or debate with the intention of trolling and/or wasting the opponents time by demanding sources or evidence for seemingly obvious and factual arguments, when sources and evidence are provided they either immediately stop responding or claim that the information isn’t sufficient, the source wh-r- will usually repeat the cycle […]