joss-o-meter
the joss-o-meter is a system for rating comical, unique or once in a life time events. the joss-o-meter is named after the human rating machine joss who is the font of all knowledge with regards to rating cl-ssic events.
there are seven ratings on the normal joss-o-meter which are:
cl-ssendary – for the most amazing events
bl–dy brilliant – for that which seems cl-ssendary at the time yet wears off with age
cl-ssic – frequently remenissed over events such as “the bundle incident”
legendary – mostly reserved for people you would go to the pub with
average – that which is not worth rating
cr-p – events which are hyped and turn out to be below par
a bit sh-t – the worst people and things on the planet, such as george w bush, liberal democrats, the holocaust and rape.
example
“wow, i would rate that party last night as cl-ssic on the joss-o-meter.”
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