jotd
short for “jerk off, then decide.”
for better or worse, the solution for pretty much anything.
cornelius: “dude, bertha’s away this weekend and shaniqua is calling me and wants to come over tonight. wtf do i do?”
horatio: “jotd”
an initialism which stands for “joke of the day”
you’re so skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet!!! jotd?
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