journo-tisement
corperate press release masquerading as journalism, usually found on the internet. may include such media as ‘articles’ or viral videos etc.
a: ‘hey, there’s an article on yahoo about the mcrib being brought back. first time since 1994, it says.’
b: ‘jesus, dude, you’re such a sucker! don’t you get it? it’s just an ad, pretending to be journalism! that’s a cl-ssic journo-tis-m-nt, right there.’
a: ‘my g-d! you’re right. those b-st-rds!’
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