jovis
the scientific term used to refer to someone who possesses an abnormally large forehead. a jovi is also extremely insecure about it and chooses to crop it out of selfies. if one brings up the topic of foreheads around a jovi, the jovi will choose to curse you out extremely deliberately.
jovi’s are also known to maintain s-xual relations with middle school teachers disguised as hobos, eat taco bell incessantly, and f-ck little indian boys.
ex. 1
nate: did you see that girl over there?
mark: yeah, that jovi’s forehead to face ratio is ludicrous!
ex. 2
bhavesh: do you think i’ll get laid tonight?
raviteja: yeah dude, i heard there is a jovi at the party!
ex. 3
guy 1: did you hear that jovi is grounded?
guy 2: no, what happened?
guy 1: she snuck out of the house to get taco bell!
guy2: what a 6head-ss!
a tiny p-n-s with no friends
d-mn that p-n-s was such a jovis.
1. abbreviation for bon jovi
2. nickname for an awesome person
1. dude, did you hear bon jovi last night?
2. oh man, you did all that today? you’re such a jovi
when one cuts off both the sleeves and neck of their t shirt.
eug is the best at making jovis
to flake; the act of flaking; to make commitments to an event, but decide to drop out at the last moment, usually because of inexplicable or convoluted reasons that just don’t make sense.
a: hey cindy, i thought you had a dinner date with lorraine or something like that.
b: yeah, i thought so too, but then she pulled a jovi on me.
started in the 90’s, term meaning to want to sell one’s mom and drugs, also can be slang for fat -ss idoit mother f–ker
“you are a jovi!” says bob,
“am not” says harry
harrys last name is d-ck
a fat blond haired kid who enjoys eating poo.
that guy is such a jovi
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